no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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