Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Randomize
