am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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