I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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