butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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