jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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