So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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