I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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