Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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