Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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