This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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