i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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