so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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