Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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