she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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