operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My ATM looks so different sober.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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