i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
