Its about making memories worth repressing
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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