it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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