I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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