Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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