are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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