After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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