I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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