Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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