I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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