I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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