We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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