I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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