Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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