ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I think your dad took our porno
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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