i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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