Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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