i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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