It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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