But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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