Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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