She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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