dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
