i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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