i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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