My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
