Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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