Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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