Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
this will be a night to untag.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
