no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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