But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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