Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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