What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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