Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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